Admit it, we love it when the crackers are pulled and that little white piece of paper falls into our leftover gravy. Unraveling that joke is the best thing about a cracker, with the possible exception of laughing at your loved ones in those daft paper hats.
So get into the Christmas spirit with these hilarious Christmas cracker preview gags.
1. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Nothing, reindeer can’t talk.
2. What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
Santa Clues!
3. What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrot?
4. Which elf was the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
Have your best Christmas in Doha
5. What is the popular carol in the desert?
Camel ye Faithful.
6. How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve
7. Who is the rudest of Santa’s friends?
“Rude”-olph
8. Name a kid’s favorite Christmas king?
A stocking.
9. Why was Cinderella a poor football player?
She used to run away from the ball.
10. What did the big cracker say to the small cracker on Christmas Eve?
My pop is bigger than yours!
11. Name someone who is never hungry during the whole of Christmas?
The turkey- because it’s stuffed.
12. What if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus !
13. Ever heard of a stupid turkey?
It was looking forward to Christmas!
14. What do you call a polar bear who wears ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
15. How do you make Santa run at a Christmas party?
Invite an angry bull.
16. What’s Santa’s mood like?
Santamental.
17. How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
18. What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap” music!
19. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail!
20. How do elves greet each other?
“Small world, isn’t it?”
21. What’s a popular name for a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
22. What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf”-abet!
23. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-“deer”!
24. Why did the elves ask the turkey to join their band?
Because he had the drum sticks!
25. What Mexican food dose a snowman like?
Brrrr- itos.
