Wed 31
Chopped
It’s Halloween and the show turns into a nail-biter at the Chopping Block when the judges discover claws in their appetisers. Spooky stuff.
9.20pm, Food Network
Fish Warrior
Adventure angler Jakub Vagner heads to the heart of the Amazon in search of a Piraiba Catfish.
1am, Nat Geo Wild HD
Private Practice
Sheldon fears the worst when a little girl suddenly goes missing from ER.
Midnight, OSN First
The Inbetweeners
Four 18-year-olds head to Greece for a wild vacation only to find their dreams of debauchery scuttled by an acute lack of funds and female interest.
9pm, OSN Cinema
V8 Supercar Series Highlights
Highlights of this season’s V8 Supercar series. This year’s tour takes competitors from Australia to the Middle East.
1.30pm, OSN Sports 4
The Inbetweeners
Four hapless teenagers head to Greece for a debauched holiday.
9pm, OSN Cinema
Thu 1
Married To Jonas
Docusoap following newlyweds Kevin and Dani Jonas as they settle into Jersey life.
5.25pm, E! Entertainment
Your Very First Puppy
Cute, loveable and irresistible? Or hard work, lots of responsibility, expensive, noisy and destructive? Find out how to raise your puppy.
9.10am, Animal Planet
New Girl
A nervous Jess invites Russell to spend the weekend at the loft.
2.30pm, OSN Comedy HD
Batman Begins
The story behind Bruce Wayne’s transition to Batman. The first film in a trilogy starring Brit actor Christian Bale.
5.30pm, MBC 2
Asian Tour Golf Show
Highlights, interviews and analysis: This show keeps you up to speed with the Asian Golf Tour, its personalities and all of its locations.
3pm, OSN Sports 3
Fri 2
Kourtney & Kim Take New York
Khloe visits and helps her sisters with their man problems, and acts as a mediator between Kourt and Scott.
3.05pm, E! Entertainment
Ultimate Survival
Bear Grylls takes on the Anatolian plateau, battling white water rapids and waterfalls.
9.45am, Discovery
How I Met Your Mother
The gang interferes when Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out if their baby is a boy or girl.
6pm, OSN Comedy +2
Josie And The Pussycats
A group find themselves in the middle of a conspiracy to deliver subliminal messages in this send-up of the music industry.
7pm, OSN Premier
Total Rugby
A magazine programme that keeps you fully up to date with the latest rugby union news.
10am, OSN Sports 3
Sat 3
Iron Chef America
Esca’s Chef David Pasternak bravely takes on Iron Chef Morimoto at Kitchen Stadium.
9.20pm, Food Network
Dynamo: Magician Impossible
Dynamo travels to Los Angeles, where he meets singer Natalie Imbruglia and drummer Travis Barker, before returning home.
3.30pm, Discovery
Top Gear
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May drive supercars across Italy and pay tribute to Saab.
10pm, MBC Action
The Other Guys
Two mismatched NYC detectives get their moment to shine.
10pm, OSN Movies Comedy HD
Live Prizefighter
Eight fighters battle it out over the space of one evening to become the Ultimate Fighter.
11.30, OSN Sports 2 HD
Sun 4
Chicagolicious
Tension between AJ’s staff comes to a head as the salon prepares for a big event.
1pm, Style Network
Ghost lab
Join Brad and Barry Klinge, founders of Everyday Paranormal, as they travel America to gather proof of paranormal activity. Scary stuff.
Noon, Discovery ID
The Simpsons
More wacky adventures courtesy of everyone’s favourite animated, yellow-hued family.
8pm, FX
The Social Network
Academy Award-winning drama about the founding of Facebook and the subsequent law suits.
6.30pm, OSN Movies Festival
WWE Smackdown
OSN Sports brings you more adrenaline-charged WWE wrestling, featuring all the fighting favourites. Noon, OSN
Sports 4
Mon 5
Jerseylicious
Olivia gets in over her head running two Gatsby 2 Go events on her own. A stylist questions her career.
1am, The Style Network
Angry Planet
George Kourounis explores the volcanoes of Costa Rica with a team of scientists.
7.30pm, Travel Channel
Charmed
After kidnapping Phoebe, Cole sends a shape shifter to assume Phoebe’s identity to help him manipulate Piper as well as Paige.
3.15pm, MBC 4
Kung Fu Panda 2
Po the Dragon Warrior and fellow kung fu masters all protect the Valley of Peace.
4pm, OSN Premiere
Sea Master Sailing
The latest news from the Grand Prix season, featuring highlights and interviews.
Noon, OSN Sports 3
Tue 6
Come Dine With Me
Amateur chefs attempt to wow each other with their culinary skills, each hosting a dinner party to win over Dhs5,000.
1.30pm, BBC Lifestyle
UFO Files
A look at whether extraterrestrial vehicles could actually work, including experiments by engineers.
9am, History
Doctors
As the name suggests, this drama series focuses on doctors working in a busy UK Midlands medical practice.
5.40pm, BBC Entertainment
The Smurfs
The blue forest-dwellers find themselves transported to New York City. Laughs ensue.
6pm, OSN Movies Kids
Mantracker
Two people are let loose in the Canadian wilderness, racing against expert tracker Terry Grant.
7pm, Extreme Sports
